A guy shows the bartender a cartoon of himself at a bar. The bartender says, “It’s as annoying in 2D as it is in real life.”
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404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
The magic man... is laughing!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!