Why were the “Crypto Bros” so loud? Because they believed that digital coins were the future, while the rest of us were still trying to figure out how to pay for a sandwich with a credit card that didn’t decline.
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I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.