Why did the dad put actual coins in his computer’s CD drive? He was trying to “mine” some digital gold.
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61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
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Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
... (Laughter in silence).
This humor took me to new heights!