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2019 Vintage: The Bit

 Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.”

Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner02/14/2006 08:47Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Quake_Fragger12/06/2006 06:04M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Avatar_Na_vi08/14/2003 22:55I see you... laughing!
@Starship_Troopers02/09/2007 11:34I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Lock_Stock_Two03/31/1997 00:44It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball04/13/1998 17:04Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Dodgeball_Pat06/11/2003 10:50If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Filter_Fanatic09/25/2013 04:54This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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