2015 Classic: The Bill

“Why is there a ‘Syncing Fee’?” “Because I had to download your heartbeat from your wrist to my laptop.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

@PalmPilot_Pro03/24/2010 09:20Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Linux_Distro_User07/07/2007 21:52Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Firewall_Wizard02/11/2008 18:04Letting this joke through the port.

@Tyler_Durden_Real05/26/2007 06:07Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Nirvana_Teen01/30/1998 15:38Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Champ_Kind_Wham03/08/2011 00:22WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Philosoraptor_X04/26/1996 13:01If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?

@Prodigy_User_X07/17/2012 05:10Way better than the Prodigy boards!