Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on December 31st? It was two-tired from the whole year.
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By the gods, this is a funny one!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!