2016 Vintage: The Beyoncé Formation

A group of girls walk in and order “Lemonade.” The bartender asks, “With vodka?” They say, “And a side of hot sauce in my bag.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Part Two: A guy walks in wearing a stillsuit and riding a giant w...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

@WebSurfer_X06/17/2007 07:51Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz11/05/2003 01:59The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Snatch_Mickey12/19/2008 17:43Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Flickr_User_0404/10/2004 23:44A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Bebo_Lover_0512/29/2001 22:48Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!