2008 Archive: The Beyonce

“Single Ladies.” My wife is doing the hand dance. I told her I already “put a ring on it.” She said, “Then where’s the upgrade?”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I’m wearing "Digital Clothes" on our video call. My wife told me...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

We saw the first movie written, directed, and acted entirely by ...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

Everything is so fast. Now my wife’s "I told you so" reaches me ...read more »

@Tripod_Member07/05/2005 15:44Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@SpiceGirls_Fan12/18/2009 21:39Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Matrix_Rebel07/13/2003 11:26I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Fresh_Prince_Will05/06/2015 19:46Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Startup_Kid12/21/2004 14:23Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Donnie_Darko_8801/07/2010 00:49Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Llamas_With_Hats09/16/2013 16:26Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

@Not_Bad_Obama09/28/2003 09:30Not bad. Not bad at all.