2001 Archive: The Best Film Editing

Why did Traffic win? Because keeping track of three different storylines and four different colors is the ultimate test of a human brain.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did Sean Baker win Screenplay? To prove that a chaotic night ...read more »

Why did Selena Gomez win? To prove that "Only Murders in the Buil...read more »

Why did Gladiator II take home five? Because cutting a sea battle...read more »

Why did Christopher Nolan win? For proving that you can make a th...read more »

Why was the food so "Ancient Roman"? Because after the Best Pictu...read more »

Why did the "Bella Baxter" team win? Because making Emma Stone lo...read more »

Why did Samuel L. Jackson lose? Because the Academy decided that ...read more »

Why did 20 Days in Mariupol win? To remind us that while we’re we...read more »

Why did Poor Things win? Because puffy sleeves and Victorian-punk...read more »

Why did he finally win Best Director? Because after 40 years of A...read more »

In 2020, the 92nd Academy Awards broke the "one-inch barrier" of ...read more »

Why did they give a special shoutout to Quincy Jones? To remind u...read more »

Why did the "Global Warming" doc win? To remind us that the red c...read more »

Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the sound of what you d...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero08/07/2007 13:20I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Skate_Or_Die_9911/23/1997 10:48Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@SouthPark_Stan05/15/2006 10:43Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Trainspotting_Rent11/02/2001 03:52Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Charlie_Bit_Me01/20/2008 22:12Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Hide_The_Pain_H08/05/1995 05:01I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Xanga_Skin_Maker09/16/2001 20:46This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost05/04/2001 15:05Laughing at the security of my own ribs!