2016 Vintage: The Ben

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

In 1999, we were partying like it was... well, 1999. While everyo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero07/01/2001 22:43I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Saved_By_The_Bell07/21/1997 16:10I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Zoolander_Derek07/05/1998 15:31What is this? A joke for ants?

@Malware_Hunter05/05/2010 23:36Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Neopets_Trader06/25/1997 01:05Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Homestar_Runner06/16/2007 19:27That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Hat_Tip_Sir11/21/2009 19:18M’lady... this joke is superb.

@Futurama_Fry_M09/22/1995 14:33Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.