1996 Archive: The “Beeper” Alert

What was the scariest page to get? “Emergency services – 666″—which meant your parents found out you traded your apple for a King Size Twix.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »

Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so "ashy"? Because James...read more »

Why did the girl look like a mix between a unicorn, a pirate, and...read more »

Why was the pop star smiling so much? Because Skye Riley had a lo...read more »

Why was the ape shouting "WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!"? Because he was ...read more »

Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he had no body to go w...read more »

Why was the vampire hunter so... old? Because we waited so long f...read more »

In 2010, Halloween felt like a dream within a dream. We were busy...read more »

Why was the man of steel so hopeful? Because David Corenswet’s Su...read more »

In 2005, Halloween was a mix of tragic space operas, the birth of...read more »

Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »

Why was the teenager using a phone with a physical charging port?...read more »

A vampire walked into a bar and asked for a glass of warm blood. ...read more »

In 2012, Halloween was a global dance-off. Between trying to surv...read more »

@T9_Texter06/28/2013 10:494-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Scream_Fan_9607/27/2015 20:44What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Discman_Skipper01/04/2010 22:11Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Snake_Game_Pro03/08/2010 18:17I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Dark_Knight_Joker05/01/2007 16:38Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Frame_Set_Wizard12/16/2007 11:30I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.