Why did the President say they “wash the coal”? To prove that in 2017, “Environmental Policy” was a lot like a laundry commercial.
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🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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In 2014, the American Presidency felt like an iPhone with a crack...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The farce is strong with this one!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
High five for this joke!