What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
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Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
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58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
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Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
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It had too many problems.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
3D laughs are the best!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!