2000 Vintage: The Barber

Why did the barber win the race? He took a “short cut.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is ...read more »

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall? A...read more »

They wear snow caps.read more »

Because they’re shellfish.read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well...read more »

Because the students were too bright.read more »

The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »

@Home_Alone_Kevin06/04/1998 12:40Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@SimCity_Mayor02/23/1997 01:47Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@MP3_Encoder05/28/1999 17:49128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Big_Snatch_Boris10/09/2000 04:33Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Rugrats_Tommy04/24/2013 12:26A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Tina_Eat_Food08/16/2014 07:13Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Rick_Roller_0703/07/2004 00:01Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Bebo_Lover_0505/15/2003 02:51Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Last_Commenter02/01/1995 18:04Saving the best laugh for last!