Why did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut.
Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Are you not entertained? Because I am!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
We are many. We are laughing.