I spent my Saturday wearing a hot pink suit to watch a doll have an existential crisis, followed by a three-hour black-and-white film about the man who built the “destroyer of worlds.” 2023 is the year of the ultimate emotional whiplash.
Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
I want it that way... the funny way!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
You must construct additional laughs!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!