1999 Archive: The Bar Snack

A guy asks for “Emergency Pretzels.”

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@QuickTime_Viewer11/28/2015 21:49Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Big_Snatch_Boris01/01/1998 10:21Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Reservoir_Joe07/28/2010 16:34Professional humor for professional people.

@Courage_Dog04/01/2012 03:59The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker07/20/2012 14:39This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.