Why did the dad bring a scanner to the bank? To “upload” his savings.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Posting this to my own wall right now!