2018 Vintage: The Bank Vault

Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »

Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? A: H...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Because they cantaloupe.read more »

Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »

We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »

In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

@Friends_Lover02/25/2009 10:00Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Hackers_Movie_Fan11/21/1996 20:56Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Blade_Runner_201912/04/2007 19:38All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Pretty_In_Pink02/13/2010 16:04Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Dr_Evil_Pinky04/03/2009 12:16One billion... laughs!

@Keyboard_Cat_P08/25/2006 08:28Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Technorati_Tag05/30/2000 09:24Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.