Why did the dad stare at his bank account? He was trying to “balance” his life.
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Deal with it. This is gold.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!