Why was the green toddler eating frog eggs? Because The Mandalorian returned to save 2020, and we all just wanted to see what the “Child” would do next.
Part of the 32 Halloween Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Doom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: Talk to Me
Why was everyone holding a ceramic hand? Because it’s the best wa...read more »
2024 Vintage: A Quiet Place
Day One: Why was the girl carrying a cat through an alien invasio...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Bluey" Finale
Why were all the parents crying on the porch? Because "The Sign" ...read more »
2022 Archive: Negroni Sbagliato... with Prosecco in it
Why was the witch ordering such a specific drink? Because Emma D'...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Crypto" Crash Ghost
Why was the ghost so broke? Because he put all his "afterlife sav...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Did The Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was o...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI-Generated Costume
Why did the girl look like a mix between a unicorn, a pirate, and...read more »
2024 Vintage: Inside Out 2 (Anxiety)
Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »
2023 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie)
Why were people afraid of the pizzeria? Because the animatronics ...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Multi-Cloud" Witch
Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Moon-Tourism" Kid
Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Was The Mummy
Why was the mummy so confident on Halloween? Because he knew he w...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Halloween was a mix of nostalgia and internet-breaking d...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!