I’ve started timing my walking to the beat of my playlist. I’m not a getaway driver; I’m just late for a bus.
Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive. Historically Verified
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
This site is never finished... with humor!