1999 Classic: The B-52

A guy orders a B-52 and says, “Let’s hope we don’t see the real ones tomorrow.”

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@Old_School_Frank08/05/2011 15:00We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Charlie_Bit_Me09/02/2002 12:23Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Rick_Roller_0701/26/2004 04:35Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Doge_Much_Funny12/06/1995 14:34Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Best_Viewed_IE404/24/1998 04:49Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Hat_Tip_Sir09/22/2004 17:30M’lady... this joke is superb.

@Me_Gusta_Face11/07/2011 03:30Me Gusta this joke. Very much.