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2006 Vintage: The Australian Open Heat Policy

Why was the court empty? Because it was so hot in Melbourne that the players were melting and the fans were watching from inside the stadium’s freezers.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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