He’s just calling me because he wants attention. He’s the most relatable pop star of 2017.
Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive. Historically Verified
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66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution
Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "I Had Some Help" Posty & Morgan
Post Malone is a country star now. He’s officially completed eve...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse (Public Domain) Horror
I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Trust Issues
I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lig...read more »
75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality
Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »
64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening
Step into 2011 – the year of the Siri debut, the launch of Minecr...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Bio-Hacking" Coffee
My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Five Nights at Freddy's 2
The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Invisible" Earbuds
They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »
74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Blade Reboot (Wait, still?)
2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »
2025 Archive: The Jurassic World (4) Return
Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »
2024 Classic: The Trap (Shyamalan) Twist
I went in for a concert and left with a "Dad is a serial killer"...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Algorithmic" Dating
My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!