Why did the giant accounting firm disappear? Because they turned “shredding documents” into an Olympic sport, and the prize was a federal indictment.
Part of the 32 Politicians Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Euro Bills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The 80th Anniversary of D-Day
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2023 Archive: The "Nine-Dash Line" Barbie Crisis
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2025 Archive: The "Prompt Engineer" Secretary of State
Why did the new top diplomat need to know how to write prompts? B...read more »
2024 Vintage: The French "Snap" Election
Why did Emmanuel Macron call an election in June? Because he like...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Argentina Election (Milei)
Why did they elect a guy with a chainsaw? Because after 100% infl...read more »
2024 Classic: The "AI" Music Scandal
Why did 200 artists sign a letter? To prove that a robot can't wr...read more »
36 Politicians Jokes: The 2017 “Inaugurations & Covfefe” Edition
In 2017, the line between Washington D.C. and a 24-hour reality T...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Carbon Credit" Dating App
Why did politicians use a special Tinder? To only match with peop...read more »
33 Politicians Jokes: The 2021 “Capitols, Cargo & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, the world tried to get back to "normal," but normal had ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Lunar Gateway Launch
Why did the station orbiting the Moon become the new UN? Because ...read more »
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Why did the presidential limo refuse to drive? Because the AI dec...read more »
34 Politicians Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Innovations” Edition
In 2009, the world was nursing a financial hangover while trying ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Inauguration
Why was Washington so heavily guarded in January? Because after t...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Press the button for more humor!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.