1998 is the year of the insect wars. Do I want my ants to be neurotic Woody Allen types or colorful Pixar characters?
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.