Why Jennifer Lopez? For proving that no matter how much you can act, you’ll always be upstaged by a giant animatronic snake that looks like it’s made of tires.
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
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