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1997 Archive: The Anaconda Snake

Why Jennifer Lopez? For proving that no matter how much you can act, you’ll always be upstaged by a giant animatronic snake that looks like it’s made of tires.

Part of the 37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World, Bad Batmans & Face-Swapping” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Flash_Animator12/18/2006 15:59I should make a stickman movie about this.
@Speed_Racer_Go11/19/1996 14:41Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Fat_Bastard_Get11/07/2005 08:32Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Chocolate_Rain11/21/2005 17:00I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Delicious_Links06/11/2010 14:49Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Streamer_Pro_9908/30/2014 22:13Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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