Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me through my mask!
Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2020 Lockdown Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Classic: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »
2025 Classic: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone Revolution
In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »
52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition
In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »
2025 Classic: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »
53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition
In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Vintage: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Justin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »
51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition
In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »
54 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2025 Future Edition
In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!