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2017 Vintage: The “Alternative Facts” Briefing

Why did the White House invent a new type of truth in 2017? Because the “Original Truth” didn’t have enough people standing on the National Mall during the Inauguration.

Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Covfefe” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve04/02/2002 21:28Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@DialUp_Dreamer10/11/2004 19:04Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Alt_Vista_Searcher01/08/2002 14:41I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Gremlins_Gizmo06/08/1998 12:07Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@DMOZ_Volunteer07/08/2005 14:42Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Warcraft_Orc07/14/1995 16:13Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Opera_User_9909/23/2013 13:41Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
@Safari_Surfer10/31/1999 04:03A wild laugh appeared!
@Filter_Fanatic01/08/2013 12:21This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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