Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you while I’m away!
Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008 Heroic Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
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