Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!
Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2005 YouTube & Sith Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I’m watching you... read this joke!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Actually, it IS a cool story!