He’s friends with a giant fish. I identified with the fish.
Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!