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2007 Legacy: The Addiction

“I’m addicted to ‘Guitar Hero’.” “I’ll prescribe you a ‘Real Guitar’. It’s harder, but the neighbors will hate you more.”

Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.106/11/2005 21:10Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Napster_Leech03/29/2010 03:22Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@QuickTime_Viewer01/10/2000 17:12Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@DVD_Rom_King07/10/2014 09:18More capacity for humor on this site!
@Trinity_Matrix05/25/2009 03:41Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@StoneCold_31607/30/2009 14:49And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Tony_Hawk_Pro10/29/2008 14:17Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Karate_Kid_Wax08/11/2010 11:15Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@AOL_Chat_Veteran06/19/2006 12:28Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

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