A lawyer was happy because they wanted to be able to “sue at the speed of thought.”
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
I choose to believe it’s funny.