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2020 Classic: The 5G Tower

 Why did the blonde wear a tinfoil hat to bed? She heard the 5G towers were trying to “upload” dreams.

Part of the 62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2020 Pandemic Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DVD_Collector07/10/2000 19:24Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Finding_Nemo_Dory08/10/2000 05:45Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Zip_Drive_Owner08/09/1998 10:34Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@SoulSeek_Fan03/06/2007 16:48Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Memento_Guy06/04/2011 21:24Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax09/10/2002 07:32I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Korn_Follower06/13/1998 14:56Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Leet_Speaker_7708/24/1998 13:457h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Illidan_Blind12/15/2004 09:08I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

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