Why was the lawyer happy? Because faster internet meant his “automated billing software” could send invoices before he even finished thinking about the case.
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
That was super fast and super funny!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
That was intense... and funny!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.