2005 Vintage: The 40-Year-Old Virgin

A guy orders a “Sex on the Beach” and asks, “Is it supposed to feel like a bag of sand?”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

The "Hawk Tuah" of bad decisions.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

@Napster_Search07/01/2006 18:21Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@BitTorrent_0104/08/2001 05:48Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu09/13/2009 01:12Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Thundercats_Ho09/13/1996 14:59Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Footloose_Ren12/25/1995 00:07Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Borat_Very_Nice07/07/2004 09:14Very nice! Great success!

@One_Does_Not_S04/29/2003 17:20One does not simply read one joke.

@Bernie_Mittens03/03/1996 12:08I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.