She’s making homemade gum from scratch while wearing a silk gown. I’m currently eating a slice of cheese over the sink.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive. Historically Verified
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
The magic man... is laughing!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!