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2024 Vintage: The 2024 “Girlfriend” Trend

 “I’m looking for a man in finance, 6’5″, blue eyes.” I’m a 5’9″ guy in retail with brown eyes. I’ll see myself out.

Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander06/07/2006 22:36C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Malware_Hunter12/24/2009 08:11Scanning... Laughs detected!
@G_I_Joe_Real11/08/1997 16:37And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Overly_Attached08/07/1999 22:00I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Distracted_Boy07/10/2000 00:25Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Influencer_9911/16/2013 16:21My followers need to see this!

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