What’s the most 2022 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why a ‘Blue Checkmark’ isn’t a substitute for a Law Degree.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel
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2025 Classic: The Coffee Price
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2025 Vintage: The Negotiation
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44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition
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2025 Classic: The OpenAI Trial
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The Truth in Court
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.