What’s the most 2018 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why an ‘opt-out’ button is not the same as a ‘get out of jail free’ card.”
Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The Legal Fee Paradox
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
... (Laughter in silence).
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
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