Why do lawyers love 2017? Because when facts are “alternative,” the billable hours are infinite.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition
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46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
The First Year Associate
The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition
In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »
The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
2025 Archive: The ChatGPT-6 Hallucination
A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel
Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro 3
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
A wild laugh appeared!
First! And it’s funny!