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2016 Vintage: The 2016 New Year’s Eve

Why were we ready for 2017? Because the Patriots were dominant, Federer was returning, and we wanted to see if anyone could stop the Durant-Warriors.

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander04/18/1999 10:27C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@XFiles_Spooky_M07/04/2000 19:21Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Finding_Nemo_Dory04/15/2014 02:57Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Green_Day_Fan12/30/2002 22:22Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Butthead_Uhhh08/15/1998 11:45Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Midi_Background09/02/2000 05:11Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

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