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2013 Vintage: The 2013 Optimism

 We’ve got Vine, we’ve got Frozen, and we’ve got GTA V. Surely the next year will be just as fun and 6-seconds long.

Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified

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@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam09/30/2010 19:50I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Dark_Knight_Joker06/11/2010 18:13Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Binary_Boy02/20/1996 16:1201001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Chain_Mail_Hater09/03/2005 20:45I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@GG_WP_9804/19/2015 04:19Good game, well played. This is a winner.

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