It has a fingerprint scanner! I’m currently unlocking my phone with my toe just to prove I can.
Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified
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Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
But you have heard of this joke!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
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My fist is clenched... with joy!
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