Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2012. / 2012 who? / 2,012 knocks and we’re still alive!
Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch Edition
In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2007 Smartphone Revolution
In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »
42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition
In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »
2024 Archive: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Final
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »
2024 Archive: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »
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47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition
In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »
43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar & Apps Edition
In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »
33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity Edition
In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »
2025 Archive: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want it that way... the funny way!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!