2007 Legacy: The 2007 Optimism

We’ve got the iPhone, we’ve got the hashtag, and the Transformers are real. Surely the next year will be just as stable and profitable.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

Step into 2020 – the year of the Zoom fatigue, the Animal Crossin...read more »

I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer ...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lig...read more »

Step into 2013 – the year of the Frozen takeover, the launch of V...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

If it finally drops, 2025 will be the peak of animation history....read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

@Skate_Or_Die_9906/11/1996 02:38Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Toy_Story_Woody01/10/1998 22:59There is a joke in my boot!

@Pizza_Pizza_9907/18/1999 00:47Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler12/13/2003 04:44May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Believe_It_Or_N08/30/2009 16:39I choose to believe it’s funny.