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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2005. / 2005 who? / 2,005 knocks and you finally answered!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

@SimCity_Mayor12/08/2004 05:45Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Snake_Game_Pro06/15/1997 20:15I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Hanson_Fan_9712/05/2011 22:24Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Men_In_Black_K12/22/2015 12:06We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Anchorman_Ron03/19/1996 13:54I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Viewer_Number_112/01/2006 08:19First! And it’s funny!