1997 Legacy: The 1997

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 1997. / 1997 who? / 1,997 knocks and I’m finally in!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

@Palm_Pilot_User08/15/2000 21:12Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club07/26/2001 03:50A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Silicon_Valley_Fan07/24/2006 02:03This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Keyboard_Warrior02/21/2000 15:57F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan07/29/2007 03:26Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H12/25/2009 04:29Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Ermahgerd_Girl12/26/2010 12:46ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Salt_Bae_Original10/03/2008 13:19Sprinkling some humor on this archive.